Archive for August, 2007

Ruby Hoedown: The Motion Picture

The Confreaks were on hand to record the Ruby Hoedown 2007 presentations, and the rough cuts of those videos are now available here. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.

Gmail Account Warning!!!

Gmail Account Warning!!!
Originally uploaded by quailwood

I just got this precious phishing e-mail, warning that my Gmail account is going to be closed if I don’t confirm my identity. I love the Ring-like seven day warning, and the “warning code” that appears in the lower left-hand corner.

The Search for Decent Headphones

My latest travel experience has convinced me that I need to invest in a good set of noise-cancelling headphones. I couldn’t turn up my iPod’s volume loud enough to drown out the voices of those two people sitting behind me on the two-and-a-half hour flight from Colorado Springs to Atlanta. It’s not that they were talking all that loudly, they just had those nasally voices operating at just the right frequency to pierce glass.

I knew that for a small fortune I could probably get some Bose headphones that would do a fine job, but I was hoping to find a compromise that would work almost as well. As it turned out, Googling for “noise cancelling headphones” led me to a recent review (by David Pogue) of some notable alternatives. The problem is that, so far, I can’t find two of his top picks in any local stores. There’s no hint on the Audio-Technica web site about where you can find their ATH-ANC7 headphones in stores, and it’s not clear to me that the Panasonic RP-HC500 headphones are even being made anymore.

I could order either of these off of (or some other online dealer), but I really want to try them out in person first. I have a history with headphones not fitting me very well.

He was injured. Injured bad.

See the follow-up commercials here and here.

Ruby Hoedown, Day 2

By day two of the Ruby Hoedown, I had more or less gotten the hang of the whole “Inner Beltline” vs. “Outer Beltline” thing. If you know me, it will not surprise to hear that I had a little bit of trouble finding my way around Raleigh and got lost a few times on Friday. The problem is that when you go to get on I-440, they don’t tell you which entrance is northbound and which is southbound, because no, that would make it too easy. You have to know that traffic on the Inner Beltline goes clockwise around the city, and traffic on the Outer Beltline goes counter-clockwise, and choose your path accordingly.

The morning began with a breakfast sponsored by Microsoft: Krispy Kreme donuts and juice (Breakfast of Champions). A nice gesture considering that the previous evening’s keynote had referred to Microsoft as the “great satan of the northwest”. The first presentation of the morning was by Andrea O. K. Wright, who spoke about various game development APIs. This is yet another one of those subjects about which I know very little, so I was surprised to see such a wide variety of projects out there. I’m definitely going to check out a few that she mentioned, like Gosu, Ogre.rb and Shattered Ruby.

Next up was a series of lightning talks. I’m not going to list all of the topics here, but they were all good and to the point. I think this is the first conference I’ve attended that featured lightning talks, and it’s a nice way to provide a break between the longer sessions. After the lightning talks, we broke for lunch and a set of birds-of-a-feather sessions. I organized a BOF on the Semantic Web and Ruby, and it attracted a pretty good sized crowd. A handful of us were pretty familiar with the subject, while many of the others were just interested in hearing what it was all about, but we had a good discussion.

After lunch, Ken Auer spoke about whether Ruby has a chasm to cross, from the domain of technology enthusiasts and visionaries (where he feels it currently resides) to the pragmatists (a.k.a. the “early majority”). He argued that the public face of Ruby and Rails community doesn’t appeal to those people in the early majority because we aren’t addressing their needs; we need to focus on functional teams, serving the customer. His talk covered a lot of the same ground that Bruce covered in his keynote the previous day, but it was interesting to hear Ken’s observations from the perspective of a former Smalltalker. And I’d just never met Ken or heard him speak, so I enjoyed it for that reason too.

Next, Jared Richardson spoke about using C extensions to tune the performance of Ruby and Rails applications. He talked about writing extensions directly in C, and then moved on to RubyInline, and finally touched on the Ruby2C project (which, as he informed us, is developed by “two guys named zenspider and Ryan Davis“; yes, heckling ensued). None of this information was new to me, but during the conference wrap-up discussion, several people said that this was the most valuable thing that they had learned about during the Hoedown (“this” being the education about C extensions, not the revelation of Ryan’s split personality), so I’m glad that this talk was selected for the program. Also, I’d never had a chance to hear Jared speak, and he’s a really entertaining presenter. When the start of his presentation was delayed for what seemed like an eternity (due to various technical problems), he managed to keep the audience entertained by throwing boxes of Nerds candy to (or should I say, at) various audience members who answered his questions correctly.

Marcel Molina, Jr. had the final presentation of the day, with his keynote titled “What Makes Code Beautiful?” It was, as Marcel acknowledged, more of a “pop” talk, light on technical information, but he proposed a useful model for thinking about what we mean when we make the claim that Ruby code is beautiful. He emphasized three qualities of beauty (a la St. Thomas Aquinas): proportion (i.e. is the relative size of a bit of code consistent with its intent?); integrity (how well does this code do what it’s supposed to do?) and clarity (is it easy to understand)? These qualities can of course be in conflict with each other: extremely terse code might satisfy the need for proportion, but simultaneously violate the need for clarity. A lot of the discussion during the Q&A session went over my head, but it was a nice way to wrap up the weekend.

Chad and Marcel helped to organize a post-conference game of Werewolf, and thanks to Jim Meyer we were able to secure a place to play. A handful of the guys were experienced players, but it was the first time for most of us (including me), and it was a lot of fun. As Chad noted, it was a great way for us to really strengthen the friendships that we’d formed over the weekend, because, after all, there’s nothing that builds a relationship more than accusing someone you’ve only known for a couple of hours of being a shapeshifter. Thanks to the management of the Velvet Cloak Inn for letting us camp out in one of their meeting rooms until late into the night, and especially to their employee Caitlin who joined us for the last game of the night.

Ruby Hoedown, Day 1

It’s about 11:15 a.m. and I’m walking up the sidewalk to Red Hat Headquarters when someone coming out of the building sees my Seaside t-shirt and asks, “Hey! Is that Seaside the framework… or Seaside the town?” You know you’re around your own kind when you get a question like that.

Today was the first day of the Ruby Hoedown, the first ever southeastern regional Ruby conference. I arrived a couple of hours early to see if I could be of any help setting up, but Nathaniel pretty much had things under control, so my new friend Mark Barton and I walked to lunch a few blocks away. The walk didn’t take all that long, maybe ten minutes, but in the 100+ degree temperature weather that Raleigh had today it seemed much longer. I’m not normally a big Burger King fan, but when it appeared around the corner it was like an oasis in the desert. Luckily, we managed to find a shortcut on the way back.

Back at the Hoedown, more people had begun to arrive. We have about 125 in attendance, which is pretty cool considering that that’s two or three times as many people as attended the first RubyConf back in 2001. After some introductions, Ezra Zygmuntowicz (zig-mun-tuv-itch) spoke first, about Merb. It’s a web framework built on Mongrel and Erb that’s an alternative to Rails and which effectively replaces the ActionPack component of Rails (i.e. the view and controller). Ezra started Merb as a hack, to get around some performance problems with Rails. The guiding design principle is to keep the Merb core small and simple. Ezra feels that Rails has gotten too large and gets slower with each new release. Merb features non-clever code, such as a simplified routing system that leads to smaller stack traces (as compared to Rails) when something goes wrong. It’s a “hacker’s framework.” The upcoming 0.4 release of the framework should be feature complete, with all additional functionality to be provided via plugins.

Up next was Jay Phillips, speaking about Adhearsion, a Ruby framework for Voice over IP (VoIP) application development on Asterix boxes. This is a topic about which I know zero, but according to Jay, VoIP development sucks. An Asterix application is written as a “dial plan”, a long and difficult-to-read script. There are few if any database-driven VoIP applications, and code sharing is almost non-existent. Jay hopes to change that with Adhearsion, and especially with the web site. There’s a Linux distribution called AsterixNow, based on Red Hat, that provides an out-of-the-box solution for setting up Asterix. That distribution should soon include Adhearsion, maybe after the upcoming 0.8 release of Adhearsion. Due to technical difficulties we weren’t able to see a live demo of Adhearsion, but Jay promises to put screencasts up on the web site.

The last presentation this afternoon was Bruce Tate, speaking about “The Journey”: where we’ve been, where we are, and where we could go. Because it was such a compelling talk (not to say the first two weren’t compelling talks), I didn’t take a lot of notes. Hopefully, Bruce will post the slides on his web site.

I knew that we were supposed to have a social get-together, with food, at Pullen Park after today’s events. I even copied down the directions when Nathaniel announced it. But somewhere in there I missed the fact that the time had been moved up from 7:00 p.m. (when it was originally scheduled) to 6:00 p.m. So by the time I arrived at the park, everyone had finished eating and the caterers were packing up. Which is a shame, because if you know me, you know how much I love eating outdoors, what with the ants and flies. Luckily, I managed to snag a couple of pieces of fried chicken and a roll, and went to a nearby table to join the group there.

As I sat down, Marcel Molina was in the middle of what he called his “medium length” description of Werewolf (a.k.a. Mafia), a game which I’ve heard references to but haven’t actually had the opportunity to play. There was some talk of getting up a game tonight, but that plan sort-of fizzled due to lack of a suitable venue. Hopefully, we’ll be able to work something out for tomorrow. When I went to leave the park, and head back to the hotel, the song “Werewolves of London” was playing on the car radio. Coincidence? You be the judge.

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