Stefano Mazzocchi has reprinted Frank Manola’s parody of the original Semantic Web article by Tim Berners-Lee and friends, from way back in 2001. In the original article we’re treated to a day in the life of “Pete” and “Lucy”, two fictional characters whose lives are made easier by the advent of the Semantic Web. In Frank’s updated version of the story, Pete’s Semantic Web agent has to pause for three hours to download the latest patches for Microsoft Agent before it can proceed in its work.